No funny quip here, this is just creepy...Sorry (Courtesy: hockeybuzz)

Flyers Bring Halloween to Pittsburgh

‘Twas 2 nights before Halloween, and all through Steel City,

People bought costumes, although most looked shitty.

Crosby and Malkin worked on their sticks,

While the rest of their team sucked their….

Tonight, the Flyers go across the state to the building where this season began. That was Bobrovsky’s debut, and we pulled out a 3-2 victory. Of course Pitt.came to town a week later and spanked us 5-1. After tonight, half of the season series will be over, and we won’t see them again until December. Let’s kick the holiday’s off right for them, but dooming them with a bit of old school Orange and Black action.

The Pens lead the division right now, but just like us, they don’t look all that awesome. MAF has one win so far, and Crosby is the only player that looks a bit dangerous. Throughout our history, we’ve mostly owned the Penguins. They had some glory years with Super Mario and of course have kinda kicked our asses since The Crybaby Kid got there.  But we’re a different team from 5 years ago, even from 2 years ago. It’s time to start reasserting our dominance back over these guys. Quick show of hands if any of the following names make you nervous: Mark Letestu, Matt Cooke, Kris Letang, Pascal Dupuis, Tyler Kennedy.   Right, didn’t think so.

These guys ride the coattails of two severely gifted players.  Everyone knows that, and obviously up until Montreal, nobody has done a great job against them the last 3 years. Like Owen Hart used to say, “Enough is enough and it’s time for a change!”  Seriously, how the fuck do we keep losing to these bums.  They have two good players and bunch of role guys that are obviously playing better because of who they are paired with.  We have to stop beating ourselves by going to the box all the time.  We’ve got more than enough talent to dominate these guys like the good old days.

So tonight, when the Flyers roll into the ‘Burgh, I want them to have one objective in mind: turn the Consol Energy Center into a house of horrors for the home team. Crush, smash, destroy!

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Tags: Consol Energy Center Evgeni Malkin Halloween Philadelphia Flyers Pittsburgh Penguins Sergei Bobrovsky Sidney Crosby

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