10 Things A Flyers Fan Will Never Say

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If you’re truly a Flyers fan, you’ll never say any of these 10 phrases:

10. Those new Devils jerseys are sweet!

9. I’d do anything to get Sidney Crosby on the team.

8. Stop fighting already and just play hockey!

7. I wish Bob Clarke was still the GM.

6. Can we just skip the regular season.

5. I wish we were on Versus more.

4. With Car Bomb gone, now we’ve got more room for Jody Shelley!

3. I love the salary cap.

2. We should have shootouts in the playoffs.

1. “Insert another team name here” is my second favorite team.

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Topics: Bobby Clarke, Fight, Fighting, Jody Shelley, New Jersey Devils, NHL, Philadelphia Flyers, Playoffs, Regular Season, Salary Cap, Shootouts, Shootouts Suck, Sidney Crosby, Top 10 List

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  • Interloper27

    You forgot: 1) I like having sex with women; 2) I got a paycheck today; 3) Look here at my high school diploma; 4) I am proud of my city; 5) No, I can’t, she/he’s too young; 6) I just read a book; 7) No thank you, I do not do drugs; 8) The other team just played better; 9) The Eagles are Superbowl champions; & 10) That Eugene Marks-men guy is a good writer.

  • Interloper27

    You forgot: 1) I like having sex with women; 2) I got a paycheck today; 3) Look here at my high school diploma; 4) I am proud of my city; 5) No, I can’t, she/he’s too young; 6) I just read a book; 7) No thank you, I do not do drugs; 8) The other team just played better; 9) The Eagles are Superbowl champions; & 10) That Eugene Marks-men guy is a good writer.

  • emarkman10

    @Interloper27 Nice job troll. What team are you a fan of?

  • emarkman10

    @Interloper27 Nice job troll. What team are you a fan of?

  • Interloper27

    @emarkman10@Interloper27

  • Interloper27

    Then there’s also: 1) Those urine-soaked pants are not mine; 2) My girlfriend has a beautiful set of teeth; 3) No, that is not my shit in the bed; 4) I do not have a criminal record; 5) I’m going on a diet; 6) Character players are important to me; 7) That was not me you saw drinking from the urinal; 8) What is a drunk tank? 9) I wish Michael Vick was available to babysit my kid/dog/cat/fish

    & 10) Why was that Eugene Marks-men doing that in that gay porn?

  • Interloper27

    @emarkman10@Interloper27

  • Interloper27

    Then there’s also: 1) Those urine-soaked pants are not mine; 2) My girlfriend has a beautiful set of teeth; 3) No, that is not my shit in the bed; 4) I do not have a criminal record; 5) I’m going on a diet; 6) Character players are important to me; 7) That was not me you saw drinking from the urinal; 8) What is a drunk tank? 9) I wish Michael Vick was available to babysit my kid/dog/cat/fish

    & 10) Why was that Eugene Marks-men doing that in that gay porn?