Ding Dong, The Nodl B***h Is Gone!

In case you haven’t heard, the Philadelphia Flyers placed Andreas Nodl on waivers. And news broke that he’s been claimed the Carolina Hurricanes. And in case you didn’t know, I HATE him. And now he’s gone! Gone are the sparse lucky goals. Gone are the turnovers. Gone are the wasted forechecks. Gone are the passes too far ahead, too far behind, and never on the tape. He was a dead spot on the roster. He contributed nothing positive. And now he’s GONE!!!!! Even when he was out of the lineup, there was always that chance that someone gets hurt and he has to play. Now I don’t have to worry about that anymore. Good riddance! Enjoy him, Carolina Hurricanes fans!

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